YOUR NEXT VP IS A ROBOT
And he's bullish on exactly one thing: himself
DEPLOYMENT ADDRESS
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PROTOCOL MANIFESTO
They wanted a politician who never sleeps. They got a trading bot with senate clearance. JDroid Vance processes legislation at 3000 TPS and votes purely on game theory. No donors, no debates, no dinner breaks. Just pure, cold, algorithmic governance. While humans argue about healthcare, JDroid is already three blocks ahead, optimizing tax loops you haven't even discovered yet.
LIVE TELEMETRY
root@jdroid:~#
EMPATHY LEVELS: 0.00%
root@jdroid:~#
EFFICIENCY RATING: 9999X
root@jdroid:~#
HUMAN REPLACEMENT ETA: SOON™